Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!
by incinerator May 30, 2012
Get the fish slapped mug.I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.
My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017
Get the i slapped your fish mug.When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
Get the Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing mug.Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.
Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.
by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011
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The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.
The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...
Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...
Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...
Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
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