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fergit

Combination of "for real" and "legit"
Only to be used in the context when both are plausible
Agreeing with something
Fergit man
by dwightkschrute131313 December 8, 2010
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fergify

When you exaggerate a song so much that it doesn't sound good or like the original. Named after Fergie's 2018 basketball national anthem.
"Did you see Fergie sing the national anthem?"
"Yeah. She totally fergifyed it."
by Pootrik April 15, 2018
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Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.
Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013
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do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
by Thevos January 10, 2022
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Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010
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DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
by unlemongoose September 19, 2009
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Dirty Fergie

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.
After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.
by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005
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