Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger

Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.

by The real Guru July 28, 2018

Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Feline Sixty-Nine

When a cat puts it's ass in your face and claws your crotch.

Her: "What happened to your junk?!"

Me: "Feline Sixty-Nine."

by Orange Drink January 15, 2010

felipe's sister

It's a brazilian slang, which means a young beautiful woman. Shouldn't be used directly to the person.

Nick: Damn, did you see that girl Ashlee?
Dean: Yeah she's totally felipe's sister.
Nick: Can't disagree!

by p0tatohead November 3, 2016

feline segment

a line segment with cat ears and whiskers

guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz."

guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?"

guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one."

guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?"

by pete eats meat January 24, 2010

Felipe's pussy

The driest place on the Earth.

Felipe's pussy is so dry, you can put your phone there if you drop it in the water.

by Mimikim December 16, 2023