father figure

someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.

father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022

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Father figure

An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.

This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...

Father figure by XrayCrystallography August 30, 2011

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Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

Father Figure by Avatar Relief September 16, 2020

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Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

Father Figure by anonymous November 15, 2022