Exployee

A previous employee who continues to work for their previous employer on a sub-contract basis, all the while earning significantly more than when they were employed full time...

Willo the Wisp is one of the best exployees we have!

by MartinWassell January 18, 2008

exployee

what a personal assistant soon becomes after his/her affair with the boss is discovered.

Lindsey got caught with our CEO in the copy room. Safe to say she hits exployee status in less than a day.

by D Pizzy November 1, 2008

Exployee

An employee that is no longer working for a certain business

Dude 1: "There's a guy looking for a Matt, do we have a Matt working here?"

Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"

by Joshua Rogers May 30, 2008

exployee

An ex, employee.

You have your employee and you had this exployee.

by redmamba April 13, 2019

Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Low Level Employee

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

by marshland June 1, 2013

Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES

by Beaksss November 3, 2022