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expectify

A word that some guy named Victor made up. Also a magic spell from Harry Potter that does anything you want.
EXPECTIFY!
by vanillabeanz March 14, 2018
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erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific
That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.
by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004
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Erectify

v. A non sexual physiological reaction that causes an erection.
Kevin was so erectifyed by the Patriots win over the Colts that he couldn't stand up.
by Kevin Holland January 6, 2009
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exactify

To accurately describe the exactness of an action or instance.
Professor Clark: 'What does the rabid raccoon exactify?'

Sara: 'Love hurts?'
by exactify_this December 15, 2008
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Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
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expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.
Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.
by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018
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Expective

You wouldn't be so let down if you weren't so expective
by Shabby Fundenblammer August 29, 2019
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