even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

by noofruit April 14, 2006

even

Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.

Example: I can't even!

by KoopaTroopaKing December 31, 2014

even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

by sawlid September 11, 2003

even

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

by Billy Sorenson March 22, 2003

even

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

by popcornpie October 31, 2015

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

An Evening with

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

by One_Among August 2, 2008