Eisen

A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.

Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😶

by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020

Eisen

A slow and limp person

He's such an Eisen!

by Saladass01 May 6, 2018

Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

by classy kid July 23, 2010

Tripp Eisen

1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.

2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.

"SJ did a tripp on underage Vicki"

by RPR March 4, 2005

Tripp Eisen

Internet messageboard slang for an online paedophile after the aforementioned guitarist was arrested amongst allegations of sex with a minor.

grym : Have you seen that creepy guy who joined up yesterday, he's a bit Tripp Eisen.

by grym March 4, 2005

Tripp Eisen

The ex- Murderdolls guitarist recently sacked from Static -X on grounds of kiddie fiddling

It's common knowledge yet all the 13 year olds deny it 'cos they suck his dick

by Luke from Vertiis March 4, 2005

Madeline Eisen

V., the act of using one's hands to forcefully persuade a substantially large tortilla chip into a small jar of salsa

DUDE!! that chip totally didn't fit into that young jar, so i madeline eisened that SHIT!

by T-unk!!!!!! September 28, 2008