eDate

An activity which involves many of the processes of traditional dating but without the associated time and expense. The primary purpose is to create or nurture a romantic attraction which will lead to eBases 1 through 4 by utilising a variety of online services. Typical eDate activities include instant-messaging, yahoo games and watching the same dvd's. A successful eDate may result in an /invite request your date’s private IRC channel on Quakenet for cyber (sex). EDates are often criticised for not affording the participants the level of intimacy that can be achieved through physical interactions. Common precursors to eDates include eCards and eFlowers however many consider these totally gay.

A: I went on a hot ass eDate with cheryl yesterday!
B: Dude, you really gotta get a girlfriend whose last name doesn't end in .jpg.
A: Don't hate the playa.

by Sparkey196 May 9, 2006

eDate

To eDate someone involves this: guy sends nude, girl sends nude back, Skype calls, nudes, "I love you" over text, Snapchat daily, then finally meet irl after a year of talking to find that the person is very different to what you'd thought they'd be

Bro I edated this girl called Shantelle but when I met her in real life, she said her name was Mary. Turns out when I asked for her name last year, she said "Shan't tell"

by bigfingers567 November 13, 2016

eDate

pretty much some stupid retards on the internet and eClap each other

A: I went on a hot ass eDate with Mystiqq yesterday!
B: You really gotta get a boyfriend whose last name doesnt end in .mp4
A: Yeah fuck Mystiqq. Get you a mans like hussein. He's like 999999999x hotter
B: Yeah you right

by not @FaZeASG on twitter June 1, 2018

edate

When you sneeze for someone online.

Will you edate for me.

Bless you.

by xmists January 12, 2020

Have you eaten rice yet?

The phrase ‘have you eaten rice yet?’ is a social pleasantry used between friends and acquaintances along the same lines as saying ‘how are you?’ or ‘how’s it going?’ A person may respond, ‘eaten already’ or ‘not yet’. The phrase is another way of asking ‘have you eaten yet?’, but if the reply is ‘not yet’ there is every chance the two friends will end up eating together even if it’s just a quick snack.

A dialogue between two friends :

Boy: Have you eaten rice yet? (Typical greeting)
Girl: Yes, I’ve eaten. (Expected reply)
Boy: Where are you going? (The standard opening)
Girl: Over there! (Reply)
(Also a greeting couched like a question that requires no answer.)

by Lisa Pang January 27, 2021

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014