dumpling

A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.

Yeah, that dumpling is going to have to find another girl with parents who are OK with whites.

by Napoleon IV December 20, 2008

Dumpling

A short, curvy or chubby white girl

Man that dumpling in the bar was looking hot.

by BLTwithCHEESE April 17, 2015

dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.

Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.

by Matt Huynh August 22, 2004

dumpling

A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles

mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole

by goosewing January 3, 2005

dumpling

A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit

Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.

by Chorgan January 6, 2008

Dumpling

Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.

Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.

by DrDookies December 17, 2008

Dumpling

The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.

The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.

Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board

by azione01 September 27, 2010