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Drier

A drier is where ur step sis gets stuck so u have to go help her and put ur eggplant in her a-hole so you can get her out
YOOO a I’ll be back my step sis got stuck in the drier
by Person 92817181 March 4, 2022
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Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.
“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin
by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021
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Panty Drier

An guy that's so ugly he dries out any wetness a girl had in her underwear.
He is so fucking ugly. What a panty drier.
by fembot2000 January 27, 2008
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Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
by ElWeb September 24, 2012
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Pussy Drier

An ugly man or woman who is so ugly, it makes a girl's vagina dry and turned off
Oh my god look a pussy drier, 2 o'clock
by UberUgly August 3, 2010
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North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.
by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011
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