dishwash

When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.

We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.

I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.

by jacobhottberry December 7, 2010

Dishwash

To have oral sex with, to blowjob

Time for a dishwash.

by Zheng November 11, 2003

Donemana dishwash

A donemana dishwash is the act of throwing a girl in the air and spinning her as fast as a dishwasher on your penis until the friction burns the foreskin away.

omg im definitely gonna give her the donemana dishwasher later.Or oh my I gave robbie kelly the donemana dishwasher last night he can barely walk

by PhilLyQ1234 March 4, 2022

dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

by dishwashington September 10, 2014

dishwasher tetris

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.

Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.

by alainnduil September 25, 2010

Dishwasher Effect

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.

You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."

by JimsGT October 22, 2020

purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.

Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."

by godofodd September 14, 2005