disculate

When a disc performs the functions of a calculator.

Amelia didn't use her disc correctly, she tought it couldn't disculate!

by jahello October 30, 2011

Disculate

-A silly word made up by a silly boy to justify his actions.
-It's what disks do.

Angelo popped in a disc and it began to disculate.

by Ameliacus October 31, 2011

Draculated

A place or situation that is so freaky or surreal that you would expect to see it in a low budget horror movie.

Man, would you look at this place? Its like extremely draculated.

by Recon777 June 3, 2009

Drasculate

Refering to a problem, issue or situation as being more drastic than it is.

Randy's complaint about the volume of the music was drasculate.

by Buffnuggle January 11, 2010

djaculate

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation

Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.

by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011

Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

Dishplate Nipples

These fantastically nasty nipples can be identified when the size of the nipple is so exceedingly large that it could be mistaken for a skin-based dinnerware.

My girlfriend doesn't have to do dishes anymore because I lick her Dishplate Nipples completely clean after every meal.

by Narcolepticjay August 29, 2006