dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.

You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?

by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

dickface

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.

what you lookin at dickface?

by Frank Curran March 2, 2005

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.

Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!

by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

dickface faggot

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.

My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.

by Ricks127 July 15, 2019

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.

Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!

by Suciopath April 23, 2021