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The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.
"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"
by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007
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shame'n the deacon

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When a person pleasures there self after swearing off sex.
The monk felt bad after shame'n the deacon.
by zorrothefox January 19, 2011
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Defcon Shit System

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Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
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deamon soul

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A good cs player...He is in FTP clan!!He`s favourite weapon is Mp4-for stupid people colt....he also likes deagle!
...mda asta pt romanii care il cunosc bai!!!
by mihai April 14, 2005
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The Defcon Scavenger Hunt is a ridiculously-themed, fast-paced hunt across the city of Las Vegas by a bunch of hackers to prove how people can obtain a million strange things in a single weekend.
This year I participated in the Defcon Scavenger Hunt and talked to tons of new people and almost ended up in prison!
by va1ka September 12, 2015
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demon deacons

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1. the mascot for Wake Forest

2. bomb squads, double d's, bangarangs, cannon crushers, mountains, ruff riders, jugs, tits, and things straight men like to suck on
i just saw this girl walking by who absolutely had some demon deacons popping out of her shirt. If she walks by me again i will mush her deacons with my dick
by liverrat July 19, 2009
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