curmudgeon

an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.

damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009

curmudgeon

A grump revels in being difficult and obtuse. Often found hiding in caves in Scotland, away from direct sunlight. Guaranteed to rain on your parade at every turn, these bad tempered creatures (often bearded and mustached) have a an undoubted place in society.....to counter life's over optimistics.

"My, that dude over there moaning about the state of the beer in this pub (his local) is a right old curmudgeon!"

by Braidwood Terrorist July 20, 2012

curmudgeon

A man who lives in the Northern California coast. He is less of a curmudgeon than he thinks he is, but in order to keep him from evolving into such a creature, his friends allow him the illusion.

My friend thinks he is a curmudgeon. Reality is that he's just in a bad mood most of the time.

by Cashew2 October 30, 2011

curmudgeon

a sucker of happiness

I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.

by anon1010101010101010101 March 2, 2011

curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015

curmudgeon

Extremely blunt object. Mainly used for bludgeoning adversaries.

I'm going to bash the beaver with my curmudgeon.

by Ben Stanston September 30, 2005

curmudgeon

One friggin' cute baby.

Awwww!!!! What a curmudgeon!

by Baby Lover November 10, 2007