cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 21, 2004

Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application

Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles

by Sitazencain August 01, 2008

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

by snabald July 13, 2003

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 13, 2006

cunt hair

a miniscule unit of measuremen (used alot in military).
however there are different sizes of cunt hairs. thickest to thinest-1. black cunt hair 2. brown cunt hair 3. blond cunt hair 4. underage blond cunt hair.

1. can you move it just a cunt hair more over?
2. turn the music down a cunt hair.

by Spike Dammit November 14, 2009

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011