croquet

possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.

JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.

by croquetrulezz April 5, 2009

croquet

The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.

Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.

by Remo Gold January 9, 2017

croquet

An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.

Croquet is the shit!

by unknown November 14, 2003

croquet

A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.

Let's go play croquet

by darthlaurie April 27, 2006

croquet

Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.

Croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. Oh yeah, and croquet sucks!

by ferrumplus June 23, 2005

croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.

He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022

croquet set

When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.

"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005