crack attack

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 10, 2004

crack attack

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

by Kylenol September 26, 2003

crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 9, 2004

crack attack

When your underwear are riding up your butt!

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!

by Barbara Moreno October 17, 2008

crack attack

Usually an attack from someone who suffers from Tourette syndrome and hasn't been or does not want to be diagnosed.

"Hi. I'm Dan the SHIT! FUCK! BALLS! Guy."

"Damn. Poor guy is having another crack attack."

by ButtWhOle August 18, 2009

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

Crack Attack

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019