cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

by papermachete December 28, 2005

cough

(v) to make a loud noise from the back of your throat; to release one's germs and/or diseases into the air; to make a loud noise from the back of your throat while releasing germs

The man behind us in the movie theater was coughing up something heavy... maybe we should get tested for TB.

by Jape September 27, 2004

cough

a handy term for sarcastically insulting someone. if you add 'cough' to something you say, it becomes sarcastic and implies the opposite. can be used online (1) and in normal conversation (2).

1)
Person A: OMG!!!!!LMAO!!!1 lYkE tHaT iS sO fUnNi!!!!!!1
Person B: Okay, you're cool, cough

2)
Jennifer: He said I was ugly! *sniff*
Ashleigh: Well, you're not, you're really quite pretty.
Hilary: Cough.

by Excellence On Stand-By July 20, 2008

cough

confess to criminal offence of some kind - English criminal argot

He coughed to the robbery

by Ruzz2 August 23, 2006

cough cough

cough cough is used to subtly imply that you know something that someone else doesn't. The person who it is "used on" will then begin to suspect something is suspicious with the phrase "cough cough" and will begin to wonder what it means. Mostly, "cough cough" is pronounced as a word, instead of being actually "coughed out".

Harry: "Hey, I heard Sue went out with Mark"
BoB: "oh yeah, cough cough"
Harry: *wdf, does he know something that I don't? Holy crap he's H@Rd<0R3*

by W3ND31 June 22, 2008

*Cough Cough*

Those special times when you can't say something, so you just, ya know, sort of cough...

"Yeah, he's such a,"
"Hey Son!"
"*Cough Cough*

by Your Mom's Lover In Law May 17, 2010

Coughing

Dying of corona.

I think that one is coughing better not get too close!

by PETSipstick Mc Howard March 11, 2020