Stop consoling me

Yeah, and...

Hym "Stop consoling me. Stop fucking consoling me. I don't want to fucking hear it from you."

Stop consoling me by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Consolitis 

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.

It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.

Consolitis by Steakface February 19, 2010

Consolization 

A term that unifies “casualization” (from casual), with “consoles”. While in videogames “casualization” means a tendency to make things less complex and accessible to the masses, “consolization” means the “casualization” applied to games that weren’t casual before. It applies to all kind of games who become less complex because of the necessity of convert mouse to pad controls, lower on memory or graphics requeriments, or downgrade any kind of management (losses the x,y axis, big menus, scrolling inventories, auto aim, auto stats, lack of editor or mod support, etc).

Many games have lost plenty of quality due to their consolization, their predecessors were richer and deeper in each aspect but these multiplatform versions were designed limited by inferior platforms...

Consolization by Dassault September 8, 2013

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation 

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Brett Conkling 

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

Brett Conkling by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Consolences 

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

Consolences by AerPilot November 5, 2013

Consoliable

The greatest thing since portable cheese wallets.

Guy 1: Consoliable?
Guy 2: Quite.
Guy 1: Indeed

Consoliable by Sparten90059 September 26, 2008