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compunicate

When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person
Even though they are sitting right next to each other, Jesse and Justin only compunicate when they have to tell each other something.
by Jesse K. October 25, 2004
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Compunicate

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008
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Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.
by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022
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Komi Can’t Communicate

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!
by Plutosecret March 5, 2022
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complicated

sorry im not "un - complicated enough".
by big.daddy:) August 17, 2020
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It's complicated

One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.
If someone changes their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated", expect them to be "Single" and "Looking for Random Play" soon.
by Dan04 October 20, 2007
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Complicated Relationship

A complitcated relationship is when two people flirt and have something going but aren't in a relationship for whatever reason.
Dude are you guys dating because you always post eachother. "No were kinda in a complicated relationship"
by Newin lol August 24, 2018
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