commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.

Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.

by QuickHook January 17, 2009

Commentary channel

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use the tuition fee for buying a pc and start stupid drama and call it content.

I adopted a child who has a commentary channel

by Roboticlads April 22, 2022

Compensated Dating

Translated from the Japanese word, 「援助交際 」or "Enjo-kōsai." Compensated Dating is a term used to describe young women going on dates with older men in exchange for money or gifts. These dates often end in sexual activities. It is a form of prostitution, however most women who participate in Enjo-kōsai do not view themselves as prostitutes.

Although this term originated in Japan, compensated dating has spread to other East Asian countries and has even stretched to the USA under the phrases sugar daddy and sugar baby.

See enjo kosai.

Friend A: You're doing compensated dating? Isn't that really horrible and shady?!

Friend B: What does it matter? These older men are giving me a shit ton of money.

by ixaa September 18, 2016

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

Commentary channel

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.

I adopted a child with a commentary channel

by Roboticlads April 22, 2022

commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.

"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."

by Grant Moore June 14, 2008

compensated dating

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016