Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and
even better insult. To conquer the
skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.
Pimpely faced person:
Hey!
Loser idiot
boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is
like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i
burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy:
Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to
get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*