Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

Cockwash

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!

1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”

by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

COCKWASHER

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want

there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime

by Our adventures November 1, 2020

Cockwasher

Ones dirty cock sucking mouth

Shut your fucking Cockwasher

by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

municipal cockwash

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike

Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

by TLO Smudge May 3, 2004

Cockpasted

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022