Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.

In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!

by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014

Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.

Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.

by Knate63 June 11, 2006

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Flop Cock

Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.

Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*

by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004

Flop Cock

Another word for penis or a limp genitalia.

"Ay.... Come look at my flop cock."

by Crunk Meck Crew November 14, 2005

Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means

After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020