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The creature which creates cob-webs. Commonly mistaken as spiders; Cobs are a similar creature to the spider, ( a cousin to the spider if you will). Spider webs and cob webs are very commonly mistaken for one-another by the vast majority of the population because of close similarity. Cobs are also vary rare, due to environmental changes with in the past 30-40 years; one may hear an elderly person (an individual possibly over the age of 60-65) refer to spider webs as cob webs due to Cobs were more populous during the early 20th century and lurking in many tool sheds, garages, and basements across the country.
Homeowner: "There is nothing but spider webs in the attic, I think my house is infested with spiders."

Orkin Man: "Mrs, those aren't spider webs; those are surely cob-webs. Your house is infested with nearly extinct Cobs."
by BlueAce79 August 9, 2008
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1950-70's word for dibs
Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
by Deeshceel October 24, 2008
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A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.
1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"
by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010
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A Group of people that are a bunch of slackjawedfaggots and refuse to do there jobs while others pick up the slack.
My co-workers are a bunch of fucking Cobs!
by ingloriosbasterd November 16, 2011
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This is a word used by people who like to refrain from verbosity. It means "cowboy boots."
I'm wearing my cobs to the country jamboree.
by Selah4u February 12, 2010
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Asking for a piece of food and they can’t say no unless they say no cobs when they get it
*yo dawg pulls out some chips** “aye I got cobs on that” now they gotta share
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