Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 2, 2006

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

Cobained

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

by mumanderso April 3, 2009

cobained

One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.

Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.

by Vinny March 2, 2005

Cobained

The feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. Generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.

I was so cobained at work yesterday that I tried to kill myself drinking, but it didn't work.

by Misanthropic2DaMax May 9, 2012

Cobained

A term referencing kurt cobain which means killing yourself.

Last night he totally Cobained himself.

by GeorgeDroid3248 December 16, 2025