clisp

Wholly cleaned and sanitary; having applied rubbing alcohol. Clean plus Crisp. Spotless.

I just cleaned the bathroom for 3 hours, and it is clisp in there.

by nadja m September 25, 2020

Clisp

n., Med.: The particular speech impediment that occurs in a man as a result of working too hard for too long between his other half's thighs, resulting in complete exhaustion of the tongue and facial muscles.

John: 'OWH HI DATH - HOWTH IT GOIN'
Dave: 'Bloody hell John, that's a terrible clisp you've got there - how long did she keep you down there?!? Five, six , seven hours?...'

by Mr./Mrs./Mx. Orange July 12, 2017

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

shit clipper

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.

Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!

by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

Clip Jazz

It means bullshit... When something doesn't seem right you say what is up with this clip jazz!

My man ryan was stalling on getting my pot , i said what's up with this clip jazz.

by @Frankiedavis222 September 22, 2017

Jesus clip

A retaining ring sometimes called a spring clip, cerclip, c-clip or e-clip. Used to retain pins, gears, bearings, and other mechanical devices. Often referred to as a Jesus clip, because they inevitably fly over your shoulder leading to the exclamation "Jesus, where did it go?"

Be careful with that Jesus clip, when it goes flying, only God knows where it comes back down.

by BigATB November 29, 2018