christian bale

a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.

All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!

by anna246 February 7, 2009

christian bale

A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.

Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.

by doo nig September 8, 2008

christian bale

Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.

Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.

Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.

If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.

by ceeceecee November 8, 2007

Christian Bale

To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.

"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"

by Christian Bale77 August 18, 2009

Christian Bale

Lose Temper and Yell

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.

by AICO February 5, 2009

Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

by poopy111 May 25, 2009

Christian Bale

Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.

You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.

by Avioletfluid13 November 22, 2005