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Chrisis

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.
Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!
by mandawanda March 27, 2010
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chrisis

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown
person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"
by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019
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pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!
by Starchylde May 31, 2016
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Never let a crisis...

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.
The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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Existential Crisis

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.
Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
by X_Random_X October 25, 2015
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chrissy wabi

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.
Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her
by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013
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chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
by jamiecook December 7, 2012
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