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old man's choke 

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
old man's choke by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR 

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR
Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right
Choke Sesh by Rae$ February 7, 2017
Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax
I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah
choke sex by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Coke's Law 

A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.
Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..

Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?

Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.

Greg: Coke's Law
Coke's Law by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020