cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.

A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!

by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011

Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

Cheeto Dick

An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)

"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"

by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 20, 2003

Cheeto dick

A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.

My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.

by Doctor slaps May 1, 2020