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Chandlering

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Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward
woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"
by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011
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When someone hears your joke, says it louder than you and attempts to steals your thunder
dude stop chandlering all my jokes!
by dessertguru October 11, 2025
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A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.
"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."
by darth_california September 20, 2009
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Chundering

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Aussie slang for vomiting.
Guy 1: Oh mate I drank so much last night I've been chundering all morning!
Guy 2: That sucks a hairy ballsack, bro.
by Mortilith November 24, 2011
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The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.
Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.
by Zac C. September 22, 2005
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Chandlerian

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Akin to a smug child who just peed in the pool.
"Have a nice swim," he said with a Chandlerian smile.
by The Dark Author January 11, 2023
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Chundering Dicks

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When you've fucked up so bad, your not just spewin, your chundering dicks
by long neck man June 14, 2010
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