Catfaced

When a man has a woman's pussy on his face.

Yo man. Charles got catfaced like crazy last night

by LoganTheCreatorOfWords August 5, 2017

Catfaced

When you're tricked into thinking someone is more attractive than they really are due to a quarantine face mask or other partial face covering.

Man, the girl at the park had such beautiful eyes I had to ask her out. When I met her again without her mask, it turns out I got catfaced.

by Granoladuude June 13, 2020

To get catfaced

When you see a sleeping cat, walk close to it and put your face in its soft fluffy fur.

Oh man, why would she always have to get catfaced with my cats?!

by romeus99 October 5, 2018

CamFaced

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

catfacery

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.

(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*

by Noeda May 25, 2010

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

catface

When someone uses the 'cat face' emoticon ":3" at a time when it's not really appropriate, much to the annoyance of the people receiving the text.

Example 1:
Joe (texting): Hey man, do you think you'll be able to pick me up after the show?
Ricardo (texting back): :3
Dave (to Joe): Looks like you just got catfaced.

Example 2:
Joe: Hey, want to go out for a beer later on?
Ricardo: :3
Joe: Yeah, that doesn't help me.

by thebeardedblacksmith February 12, 2013