Careers

It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.

Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

Careers Calendar

The replacement for bad spreadsheets and sub-par software. A place to organise one's events, track them and gain feedback from your students. Saves you time so you can binge Netflix at work or spend more time giving better guidance to your students.

The Careers Calendar helps schools plan their career events and organisations to engage with the right students at the right time.

by notcareerscalendar August 16, 2019

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

by halls freeman April 23, 2007

health careers high school

hell. literally hell. life sucks, hell is real, and you’re living in it <3

“oh dude don’t you go to doctor school? i wish i could go there”
“health careers high school? yeah i do, you really don’t wanna go there, trust me.”

by cyrusthecock October 17, 2021

Emojiology Starting Careers

•Graphic Design(Designing Emojis)
•Emoji Creator
•Art
•Sketching(Sketch Out New Emojis)
•Emoji Science

•Emoji Editor(Edits are very important in the emojiology industry)

Emojiology Starting Careers

by Jech image! September 19, 2020

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

by humpyfister March 29, 2010

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012