buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

Buttballs

When a man fully inserts his penis into the anal passage (male or female) and rest his balls on the gluteus maximus thus the formation on buttballs occurs.

(Exp.1)Man George, You were so drunk last night Alex T. got in that ass so far he gave you the worst case of buttballs ever and left you a rash. Here is the picture.

(Exp.2) BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU BUTTBALLS!

by B & J July 31, 2006

buttballs

it’s a ballsack but on you’re ass, and can be also be a insult

hey ya bloody cunt you look like walking with a buttballs on your ass

by karendicksucker December 30, 2019

Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

buttcall

A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).

"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"

by Ghostnote April 22, 2008

buttmallow

Marshmallows that an extremely attractive female deficates when a man hits her G- Spot during sexual intercourse; may occasionally taste like cellery.

Dude, check this shit! When I was boning your sister last night, she came so hard she totally busted a buttmallow!

by Thisus A. S. Yudonum April 22, 2009

buttalism

a conversation involving putting things in someone else's anus.

today i told you i would put 2 things in your butt. sorry for my buttalism.

by ashley bergquist February 7, 2009