breads

When someone has dreads, but they are balding as well. This invariably leads to a poor cosmetic outcome, the wearer usually looks like a washed up hippie yoga instructor.

Andy: Did you see Mike? I haven't seen him in a while, his dreads have really started turning into breads. It looks horrid.

Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.

by schmuckaneers August 25, 2009

breads

A word used to describe someone with dreads and a beard.

Dude, check out that guys breads.

Holy, that guy has mad bread.

by staniel March 10, 2008

Breads

A beautiful loaf of bread that never expires and considers all other bread as family.

Breads is the best!

by NotBreads September 21, 2020

breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'

person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe

by fieldzz March 27, 2011

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020

tiny breads

bread which is tiny and sold by the bunman

Man: man I got a craving for tiny breads
Man2: better find your local bunman

by lankie June 11, 2006

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil

hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?

by M.Y.S March 14, 2016