brazilian

1 /adj/ Describing a person or thing descending from the country Brazil
2 /adj/ or /noun/ Depilatory technique derived in Brazil whereby all peri-anal and peri-vaginal pubic hair is removed, aside from a small inverted triangle superior to the vagina. This greatly enhances cunnilingus, as no hairs are unwittingly caught between the teeth.

I wish real women had brazilians, not just porn stars.

Hell, she's so hot I'd go down on her even if she didn't have a brazilian!

by Paulio Twentythree January 16, 2004

brazilian

Female pubic area that has been completely shaven, leaving absolutely no hair behind. Not to be confused with a landing strip, which is a partially shaven pubic area that is shaped like an airport runway.

Carrie: I wouldn't be caught dead in that bikini.
Samantha: Honey, you better hope you were dead, if you were caught wearing that bikini without shaving.
Carrie: I shave down there.
Samantha: Honey, you're gonna need more than just a shave, you're gonna need a Brazilian.

by bjsk90 December 9, 2008

brazilian

1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.

Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!

by noy June 15, 2013

brazilian

As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.

When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.

Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.

by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005

brazilian

what a hoe has when see completely shaved from the neck down.

I got her pants off and she was brazalian. Nice! Unfortunately, she stunk like a dead fish.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Brazilian

A WAXED vagina that is smooth without the stubble that shaving causes.

Jill was told to take two advil before going to the spa to get her brazilian treatment.

by lakergod August 6, 2003

Brazilian

/adjective/ having to do with Brazil or things, persons, et cetera from Brazil;
/noun/1) a citizen of brazil
2) a hair waxing in which all of the pubic hair is completely removed

/adjective/ This Brazilian coffee sure is delicious!
/noun/ 1) Gisel Bundchen is a Brazilian.
2) My girlfrien got a Brazilian.

by Paul Thundergod June 27, 2003