Bral

The less man. Extremely sexy mofo. Gets so many bitches. Kid fucks. Small cock but knows how to rock. Evolved version of brail.

Did you see Bral last night? I heard he had sex.

by Nate, your brother October 28, 2019

bral

A theoretical unit of measurement used to gauge the conceptual distance between two things or ideas.

The distance between "Scientology" and "Secular Theory" measures only a few bral, where "Unintentionally living a life comically-analogous with the Battle of Hastings" and "A particular unnamed fruit that Roger finds delicious" are significantly further apart.

by peter bujohowski March 25, 2008

Brallie

The most complicated relationship known to man in which a foster brother and an unbiologically related foster sister are in love but can't date because she wants to be adopted so she and her biological brother can have a forever family, but then she and her forbidden foster lover will be siblings, and loving your real sibling is socially unacceptable, but then it eventually turns out that her father still wants her, and he has a bratty daughter who loves her too and won't sign the abandonment papers to let her be adopted, and it turns out that her biological brother isn't even her whole brother, it's her half brother, and then he gets adopted by the forever family and she doesn't, so she's just living with that guy she is forbidden to see because that's her family who can't legally adopt her, and then her sister threatens to commit suicide and causes a car accident then the foster brother (the one at the beginning who loves the foster sister) joins a band and sings a love song that he originally wrote for the foster sister and then decides to date the lead singer of the band and then wants to go on tour, and when the foster sister asks him about it he declares how he will always have feelings for the foster sister, but it's just too hard.

They're not together? They're perfect for each other.
Nah, they're Brallie.

by merecury January 19, 2015

braleigh

A beautiful, funny ass bitch. Everybody loves her. Nobody can deny it!

Hey look its Braleigh! I love her.

by Bsdawg December 19, 2016

BRALEN

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. bralen is so fucking cute and delicious. his smile shines brighter than his diamond earrings, which his jawline could cut! Every girl wants to be with him and his friendship is a staple of popularity. He’s athletic, smart, talented, and overall an amazing person...the FULL package. He’s so fucking cool!! His body is beautiful and his abs are rock hard. Besides being a total ladies man he’s an amazing friend and is always there for you when you need him most. If you ever turn down a Bralen, it’s your lost because he’s one of a fucking kind.

girl one: omg did you see Bralen today?

girl two: yesssss! He’s so beautiful!!

by Hannah bananah June 19, 2019

Brallon

The ship of Brendon Urie from Panic! at the disco and Dallon Weekes former bassist from p!atd now the lead singer of I Don't Know How But They Found Me. This is the forbidden ship but the sinners know this ship is a healthier ship and that Ryden was just sad, please Ryan come back ;-;

sinner 1: RYDEN IS REAL AND THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT
sinner 2: Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us
sinner 1: Thats my chemical romance

sinner 2: what i meant was honey, that ship sank, DEEP LIKE... DEEEEEEEEEEP
sinner 1: *sobbing* now what ship will i fantasize about
sinner 2: Brallon is the new ship
sinner 1: will Dallon ever leave Brendon
sinner 2: OOPS \__(.-.)__/

by My Chemical Mouthbreather June 13, 2018

Brallon

Brallon is the pairing of, former Panic! At The Disco member, Dallon Weekesand the current lead singer, Brendon Urie. Said ship is in frequent combat with its rival ship Ryden. Although most people would either die for Brallon or Ryden, there are some select individuals including myself that ship both. It is also a common subject in many Panic! At The Disco fanfictions, especially on Wattpad, a dark place of fan fic horrors.

"Did you read that Brallon fic I sent you?"
"No, I prefer Ryden."

by jacketslutsneverdie February 17, 2019