boser

a wanna be baller who looks the part but is charachteristically very not skillt at hte game of basketball

that damn boser with his jordan shortz

by frank March 15, 2004

Boser

VWVortex.com word for a hood extension that covers the front of the car(mainly headlights), making the car look more aggressive.

The word is German and roughly translates to meaner, worse, and evil in English.

Two styles are sleepy Boser and angry Boser.

Vortexer 1: I am going to get a boser on my Golf GTI.

Vortexer 2: Just make sure its not sleepy!

Vortexer 3: 1.8t NevAR LOSES!

by SR20Killer June 16, 2009

Boser

A man who desperately tries to understand woman, but constantly fails....miserably

Guy 1: Ugh Matt is with the ladies again...
Guy 2:What a stupid boser

by seniorpinapple March 10, 2015

Boser

Switching the B and S of Sober. meaning the total opposite.

First used by Anthony on 678, dopest party of all mankind.

Dude u were sooooooo boser last night, I coulda sworn u were makin out w/ Hannah. no, dat was Christy who was makin out w/ me. She was boser

by SexyApeMan June 25, 2008

boser

bozo and loser

Cool person: Roblox is for bosers

by GatorNUggysLamo October 18, 2022

Boser

what you call someone who had sex with a bose speaker.

1: hey, what happened to that guy over there? he seemed like he ate a radioactive spider that gave him diarrhea for a year.
2: he's a Boser.

by joelnoggs October 10, 2023

Boser pack

Trash. Bottom frag, is a doughnut.

We smoking on that boser pack

by _*_*_ January 20, 2021