boebert

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

Boebert

When a person burps and vomits slightly into their throat.

Woman: I just had a Boebert.

Man: What‘s that?
Woman: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m fine.

by Y’allQueda January 18, 2021