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bobius

the region of the male penis where the shaft and the ball sack meet. this section is larger when aroused.
I like it when Becky licks my bobius.
by Northern Pete July 8, 2010
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Bobius Maximus

Quite literally a threat and disgrace to society.
Vegans are basically bobius maximus'.
by GuckyBoy June 1, 2020
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BoBism

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.
Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?
by Wubblu February 7, 2018
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Bobies

A word that you say to a young child meaning "sleep"
Are you going to bobies?
by Walshness May 23, 2011
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Bobisback

A word used to desribe complete and utter ownage.
fury got Bobisback'd

Bobisback Bobisback'd fury
by fury August 30, 2006
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Bobusouras

A man who eats dried worms and leafs bangs his head and eats a crazy amount of beef sticks and shoves grapes down his throat.
Bobusouras can be build it!
by Bobusouras September 12, 2020
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Bobism

Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.

BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.

The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB

The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.

The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.

The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.

The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.

This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
I don't really follow Christianity, but I support Bobism instead.
by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022
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