blowing dick

girl: he’s so annoying he kept blowing dick on me about his dog.

boy: damn he’s so emo
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Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"
by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009
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Blows dick for skittles

When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde
by captainturkmenistan April 26, 2011
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blows dick for skittles

Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself
by stansdad March 24, 2011
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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
by @thatblondechick December 01, 2014
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Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
by chilifest March 13, 2009
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