by Coach Hiss November 22, 2007
Get the blibble mug.A term to describe that moment when a Woman is talking to you, and you realize she is just talking to hear herself speak. You are supposed to be listening, but you really cannot. Why? It is complete rambling blah-blah-blah, yet she has glee in her eyes. It always begins with a couple sentences of set-up, then becomes nonsensical drawn out filler-talk, drama and pointless details that only serve as the preamble to the Main Topic, which seems to take forever to get to - if that ever happens. Usually ends up with you saying 'hold that thought, I need to use the bathroom', just to escape the endless yammering. Eventually, you will plead 'Get to the POINT!!' but this will only upset her, and you'll risk her need to start the whole story over from the beginning. Good luck.
Lisa: Oh, I have to tell you something that happened to the car on the highway.
Mike: Ok...
Lisa: Well, yesterday I was driving on Main Street, by the CVS and I needed some things so I went in and had to wait a long time on line, and I saw Melissa Smith, you know Harry's wife. They invited us over for dinner this Saturday night at 8 pm. Wanna go? Ok, so I was done in CVS, and got back in the car, and headed towards the highway, and I got a call from the dentist to confirm Tuesday's appointment. They're so nice there, that reminds me I got new toothbrushes at CVS...
Mike:...GET TO THE POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR??
Lisa: hold on, so the receptionist at the Dentist said...
Mike: hold that thought I need to hit the bathroom...
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Marvin: Yo, dat chick be runnin her mouf all day an night. She ain't sayin' nuthin' but a mess of Blibble Hibble.
Mike: Ok...
Lisa: Well, yesterday I was driving on Main Street, by the CVS and I needed some things so I went in and had to wait a long time on line, and I saw Melissa Smith, you know Harry's wife. They invited us over for dinner this Saturday night at 8 pm. Wanna go? Ok, so I was done in CVS, and got back in the car, and headed towards the highway, and I got a call from the dentist to confirm Tuesday's appointment. They're so nice there, that reminds me I got new toothbrushes at CVS...
Mike:...GET TO THE POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR??
Lisa: hold on, so the receptionist at the Dentist said...
Mike: hold that thought I need to hit the bathroom...
Classic case of Blibble Hibble
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Marvin: Yo, dat chick be runnin her mouf all day an night. She ain't sayin' nuthin' but a mess of Blibble Hibble.
by Bee Scott Farthingsworth September 17, 2022
Get the Blibble Hibble mug.Book containing all of the worlds knowledge EVER + purposely hidden secrets that keep humans from advancing and exposing the flaws of society and government. A true phenomen in terms of literature and should be taught in all schools.
The bibble is top notch when it comes to deconstruction of religion (Islam, judaism , Christianity, etc) and DOMINANT in the face of atheism.
And NO, it’s NOT a Bible for atheists but rather humiliates them as well,
The bibble is pure perfection
The bibble is top notch when it comes to deconstruction of religion (Islam, judaism , Christianity, etc) and DOMINANT in the face of atheism.
And NO, it’s NOT a Bible for atheists but rather humiliates them as well,
The bibble is pure perfection
The bibble is ALWAYS adding more and new information as well as reverse scriptures
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The bibble is available for anyone who dares to approach its pages
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filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
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The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
filled with endless knowledge to apply in everyday life, even use to one’s advantage, unfortunately most are unaware of its existence.
Crafted by The Forbidden One himself, it’s suspected to have been leaked by his minions.
The bibble sheds lights on all of the worlds questions and even exposes the false religions for the sole purpose of enlightenment and for the sake of uncovering forbidden knowledge, puts even most religious texts to shame.
The bibble is out there in the world if you can find it and are able understand it, if not then the book was made for NOTHING.
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Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
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the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
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Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
If the worlds questions and answers had a book, the bibble MORE THAN FITS THE BILL, just sayin
Girl 1: I’ll never ace those political finals without a proper essay
Girl 2: girl, you gotta see this
Girl 1: ….??
Girl 2: pulls out old copy of the Bibble
Girl 1: omg I think you’ve just saved my life!!
____
the bibble has an unknown author but ive got my suspicions!
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Jewish rabbi: tHe bIbBLe iS EVIL!! dOnT rEaD it!
People; ugh shut up, you ignorant old man
catholic church: tHe bIbbLe iS fULL oF LiEs!!
people: *rolls eyes*
muslims: EvEryOne pLeaSe aVoId tHe bIbBLe itS nOt tHe tRuth iTs fuLL oF LiEs
muslim scholars: ACTUALLY your wrong, the bibble is truthful, please, listen to me, ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE
hindus: *nervously sweating*
“The Bibble”
by bugabugatti@$$ May 17, 2022
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A truly masterful work of literature and religious text that rivals even the Bible, torah , quran and other religious scriptures.
The bibble is often “mistaken” for a devils bible but if one were to examine it it’s quite apparent that it’s something MORE PROFOUND AND GENIUS.
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A truly masterful work of literature and religious text that rivals even the Bible, torah , quran and other religious scriptures.
The bibble is often “mistaken” for a devils bible but if one were to examine it it’s quite apparent that it’s something MORE PROFOUND AND GENIUS.
what exactly the bibble contains is information that one can only dream of and top secret info to die for, whoever seeks answers ought to grab a copy before the wrong people try to the ban the book.
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“I’m going to trade my bible for a copy of the bibble”
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Anyone can read the bibble but NOT EVERYONE will know how to use it applicably to their life
Anyone can read the bibble but NOT EVERYONE will know how to use it applicably to their life
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Get the Bibble mug.an ancient evil, a war criminal and most known for collapsing the soviet union. oh yea you might’ve seen him on a couple barbie movies.
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