"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."
by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017
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v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
by atomica45 October 16, 2012
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• Bjorneriffic
To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.
get björned.
get björned.
by getBJör February 10, 2023
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Get the Bjored mug.A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.
Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!
Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen
Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE
Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah
Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG
Snigel: Du ljuger!
Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA
Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?
Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR
Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej
Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ
Snigel *splat*
Björne: haha get r3kt m8
Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen
Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE
Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah
Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG
Snigel: Du ljuger!
Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA
Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?
Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR
Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej
Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ
Snigel *splat*
Björne: haha get r3kt m8
by U MOMMA February 4, 2016
Get the björne mug.A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
by Rymix June 26, 2006
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by CASIOp April 20, 2010
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