Beaker

Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.

Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"

by Chris Nailos' has a 2.5 May 4, 2003

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

beaker

A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker

by aTiGeRfAn January 30, 2009

Beaker

Someone who never stops talking about themselves. Like Beaker from The Muppets- "Me me me me me me"

"Did you hear John moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?"

"AGAIN? That guy is such a beaker.

by Noit May 13, 2011

beaker

the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.

Dude, (s)he just beakered the shit outta them!

by ballsandwieners October 13, 2009

Beaker

Highly processed food, ie junk food, with a lot of artificial color and flavor. Beaker referring to the container in which the flavors and colors were created.

I've got the munchies, let's go get some beaker.

by 5Vegas March 22, 2010

Beaker

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".

"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."

by pete miniutti December 31, 2007