ballqueef

the sound your balls make when they get suctioned to your leg

yo what was that sound?

-oh, i just ballqueefed.

by bigballedchef January 26, 2011

Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.

"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."

by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

Balquees

A cute muffin and great, loving friend who loves Shrek 2 and is a connoisseur of the memes. Also known as Balks or Balls. But yeah, off on a tangent, a good friend and yeah, all that stuff : )

"Balquees raised her hand and answered every question correctly!"

by TheWubster November 11, 2018

Barqueefus

Barqueefus is all knowing. He is the true creator of god/gods and the universe.

Friend 1: have you sacrificed your first born male to barqueefus yet
Friend 2: no I’ll do it when I get home

by Warrior of barqueefus November 13, 2019

bullqueer

A male prison inmate who makes smaller inmates his bitches by sodomising them freqently.

The prison bullqueers ganged me and tore me a 3' one.

by NJ January 15, 2004

ball queef

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.

Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef

by Michael Mead November 2, 2007

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.

I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010