baklava

A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares

by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

baklava

A dessert which thought to be Greek by many stupid brainless people. It is just a Turkish dessert. And Turks do it the best! And they are so proud of every single one of their food. Turks are just not like Greeks.. Greeks steal, Turks don't give shits.

"OH MY GOD! THIS BAKLAVA I HAD IN TURKEY WAS AMAZING!"
"WAS IS THE PISTACHIO ONE? CUZ IT IS THE BEST ONE;)" wink wink***

by turkish_girl May 18, 2016

baklava

a euphemism for anal sex (a play on both "back love" and "Greek" sex)

How about a little baklava for dessert?

by getac2 November 14, 2021

baklava

A reference to any person who is being immature, jerk-off-ish, etc. Basically an insult or curse. Used in the context of bitch, asshole, etc.

<person 1> You're such a dick.

<person 2> BAKLAVA!!!

by Michelle McCullar September 8, 2005

Baklava

muscle obliquus externus abdominis, six packs, abdomen

I'm going to fitness center to have baklavas by the beginning of summer.

by Mustesar September 8, 2011

Baklava

1.The finest darn thang you will ever eat

2. A way to negatively describe every Logan\jake Paul video

Logan Paul videos are total. Backlava
I corning love baklava

by Chef man May 4, 2018

Baklava

What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.

It's not a pastry dumbass.

SGT Stupid: "High Speed! Take that baklava off your head when you're inside a building."

by Govt Incompetence May 2, 2021