assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.

If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.

by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009

Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.

"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"

by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008

Asspactory

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

Awkfactory

A person who generates awkwardness with the speed and efficiency of an assembly-line of factory workers.

"Oh my god, Susan is such an awkfactory...especially when she's drunk. The other night she spent the whole party trying to setup my friend and his ex. It was bad."

by BBSC December 12, 2009

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Ass Factor

Ass factor

-Noun

1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.

Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.

Gee, this Clintonia Borealis is pretty good. I'd say that it has an ass factor of about 2.

by afloat.ca July 12, 2010